(Slightly modified lyrics to Hotel California by The Eagles)

On a dark Cretan highway, Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of the Gyros, Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light,
My head was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.
Anna stood in the doorway, I heard the big Church bell
and I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven, or this could be Hell.
Then she lit up the Candle, and showed me the way.
There were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say?

Welcome to the Hotel Epsilon,
Such a Lovely place, Such an ugly face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Epsilon.
Any time of year, you can find us here.

Michaelis definitely twisted, Fly’s got the Mercedes – Benz,
Richards got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that he calls friends.
Now they dance in the courtyard, PHEW Summer sweat,
Some drink to remember, some drink to forget.

{ chorus }

So I bashed the Air – Conditioner, to turn off the whine.
Theo said, We haven’t had that serviced, since nineteen sixty – nine!.
And still those voices are calling from Safari bar,
We threw up in the middle of the night, then we heard them say …

Welcome to the Hotel Epsilon,
Such a Lovely place, Such an ugly face.
Living it up at at the Hotel Epsilon.
What a nice surprise, We’re your Alibi.

Mirrors on the Walls, real shots with no Ice.
And Jimmy said, We are all just prisoners here, of our own device!
And in Michaelis chambers, they gathered to get Raki’d.
They take it with their Nuts and Crisps, And they end up fully Mallackered!
Last thing I remember, I was stumbling for the door.
I had to find the passage back, to the bar I was before.
Relax said Michaelis, We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like, But you can NEVER LEAVE.

Original lyrics by The Eagles, 1976
Adapted for Epsilon Bar by Karen, Christina & Stevie D.

www.epsilonbar.gr

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Milos Studios are in a quieter area on the outskirts of Malia, 100 metres up a track, and surrounded by the attractive gardens. There is a beach within 500 metres whilst the nearest supermarket is about five minutes away and the lively resort centre is about a ten minute stroll from the Milos Studios. The Milos has its own swimming pool and pool bar serving snacks and drinks plus all the twin bedded studios (suitable for 2 or 3 people) have pool view.

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Situated between the Cretan resorts of Malia and Stalis lies the Diasselo Apartments; a small family run apartment complex with a homely, laid back atmosphere. Popular with couples seeking a peaceful hideaway, the Diasselo Apartments resides in a quiet location, set back from the beach road, with both the beach and the resort centre within easy walking distance. Although the accommodation available at this Malia holiday complex is quite suitable for self catering purposes, if you fancy a night off from the kitchen there’s a good selection of restaurants right on your doorstep and Malia town offers a further choice of themed eateries and bars – especially in the cobbled backstreets of Malia Old Town.

Studios and apartments offered at the Diasselo are decorated in neutral colours, giving a light and airy feel to the rooms. Well appointed inside with modern amenities and fully equipped kitchenettes, these apartments provide an ideal base for those visitors wanting to explore the local area.

Outside within the grounds of this cosy complex, residents will discover a decent sized swimming pool with its own furnished sun terrace and snack bar, making a peaceful alternative to the beach close by. Evening entertainment organised by the Diasselo Apartments includes quiz nights and a weekly barbeque but if you feel you need more action then take a leisurely stroll into Malia and check the lively bars found there.

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Sport Cafe Pool bar, Nice place to chill out before you go mad in Malia. Watch all the sports live on 3 big TV’s fresh Baguettes  Meals Grills & breakfast  served all day with Good Music and atmosphere, 2 mins walk from Malia main road. Hotel rooms are also available at vergas hotel

www.thesportcafe.com

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The dentistry is located at Oplarchigon str. 15 Malia.

Dr. Michail Vlachakis D.D.S. PhD & Dr. Rania Konstantoloulou D.D.S

We practice all branches of  dentistry

• Tooth Whitening
  Family dentistry
  Orthodontist
  implants
  Root canals fillings
  Cosmetics
  Prosthetics
  Digital panoramic X-ray

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Family-run Taverna  situated in the middle of the village Koutouloufari, under a canopy of old trees. The speciality here is lamb baked in a wood oven, there’s also stuffed vine leaves, lamb kleftiki and, of course, the incomparable Greek salad.

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There are one and two roomed apartments which can accommodate from one to four persons. All Rooms in Danelis Malia they are equipped with TV set and a aircondition and safe box.

Our deepest wish and desire is for you to have the time of your life in a really friendly and clean environment, which has literally became ‘home’ to most of our customers.

www.danelis-hotel.com

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Milatos village lies on the north east coast of Crete about 20 mins.west of Agios Nikolaos and about 45mins drive east of the city of Heraklion, all in the prefecture of Lassithi. Milatos is a quiet village with narrow streets and traditional houses. It has three main areas; one part along the shore with a few tavernas on the edge of the sea, these are connected by a short road to the traditional village. The 3^rd area is the historic Milatos caves.

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The Maria Rousse Studios are family run apartments, and a very relaxed and friendly atmosphere. It is set back in a quiet location amidst lovely gardens. However, the lively resort of Malia with its fantastic selection of bars, shops, tavernas and clubs is within a short walking distance. The sandy beach of Malia is just 900 metres away. All the rooms are bright, clean, and fresh and all have deposit boxes.

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